龍陽幫之木頭的英文是什麼？

Hello~
Everybody~
Today let me Mr.Chan Kian Hui aka Timber Chan teach you ABC~

Chan(left) : My first kiss is not for you, Kiat...

Hey you!
Serious and please focus!
Come on!
Follow me!
T for ~~~TIMBER~
Yes~
Very good~
One more time~

Ok~Stop kidding~
Ah Chan, this is the nickname we called him.
But now~
HE GOT A NEW NICKNAME!
MU TOU(木頭)~~~

I think this nickname very suitable for him
Because he is thin like a wood and his sense...hmm a bit uneffective...
His hands very powerful~
I always lose him when we shake hand but I still want to play with him~

His English very well conversely poor in Chinese
And it makes me in trouble when I want to introduce him!
Because my English is poor...just like beggar?!
Maybe his Chinese turning good because somebody will teach him...>.<

Haha~
Actually...I seldom chat with him before....
I don't know what I need to talk...
Moreover, I am shy to speak in English
Now...everything is change!
For the sake of MUET...T.T
I forced myself to use English  when I want to chat with him(sometimes...not always)

Now~dude~
It's time to let you show your professional~
Check the grammar mistakes~
Mr.MU TOU Chan~